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For some reason, pick-up lines said by women just seem funnier and are typically more successful. Sorry boys!

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And hey, sometimes that's all you need to break the ice.

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When you're looking for a relationship —or just see someone who you really want to get to know—there's a ton of pressure to make that first line great.

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